I believe in Vader, the former Anakin, creator of storm troopers and the Death Star, and in Luke Skywalker, his only Son, our hope, who was conceived with his twin sister Leia, born of the Princess Amidala, suffered under Emperor Palpatine, was beaten, lost a hand, and was rescused. He was picked up by the Millennium Falcon; the third movie he learns the truth; he ascended onto Endor and is seated at the right hand of the Master Yoda; from thence he shall return to play on syndicate television. I believe in the Force, the Wookiee, the Ewoks, the triumph of good over evil, the art of the Lightsaber, and Star Wars everlasting. Amen. May the 4th be with you all.
— Written by A. Maire Dinsmore